Marty Martinez rarely wears underwear, and when he does it’s safe to assume they’re lacey. Marty’s employment began when he took the wrong bus out of Port Authority in New York City, and ended up on our corner. He asked for directions to “anywhere but here”, and hasn’t left since.

Marty Martinez has the distinction of being the only WRAT air personality with an alias. It’s “Mistress Martinez”, and for two hundred dollars an hour “she’ll” show you why she’s boss. Mistress Martinez has been featured in such fetish magazines as “Bound for Glory”, “The Shackle News”, “Dildos Today”, and “Enema Weekly”.

Marty grew up on Long Island, New York, and was voted “Most Likely to be Caught with a Male Prostitute” by his high school senior class. Awards of distinction are not out of the ordinary for this air personality. In 1984 he became the first radio personality to rub one out on the air (it was to a Genesis record), in 1992 Mr. Martinez became the first DJ in history to get something “personal” stuck in the center hole of a compact disc. Radio Inc. recently dubbed him “The First Amendment’s Worst Nightmare”.

Marty Martinez’s efforts for charities are better characterized as “court mandated” but these efforts always revolve around environmentalism. People might recognize him as he is often seen spending his weekend time collecting trash on the side of major toll roads like the New Jersey Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway. These efforts are highly organized as Marty has arranged for bus transportation and brightly colored uniforms for all volunteers. What a guy!

Mr. Martinez currently resides in Forked River with his two pet sheep, who hide anywhere they can whenever Marty gets his schwerve on.