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9/22/2010
Hideto Tomabechi is a doctor in Japan, and he believes women can increase the size of their breasts just by changing the ringtone on their cell phone.
The special ringtone doesn't sound like much - just a lot of out-of-tune rock music. But hidden inside it is a subliminal message: the sound of a baby crying, which supposedly makes women's breasts start growing. The messages also tell the body to take fat and allocate it away from the stomach and butt and give it to the breasts.
Here's the tone:
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8/17/2010
Those of you who bet that TV couldn't get any more white trash than Jerry Springer, time to pay up...
The Fire Plug with feet, Snooki, went out in a short skirt, sans panties the other day...
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6/28/2010
Here's another gentle reminder . . . in case you still needed one . . . that the photos you put online take on a WHOLE NEW LIFE once you toss them out into cyberspace for the rest of us to see. Whether you like it or not. Got it?
That brings me to our 'Clueless Teenage Mother of the Day.' Her name hasn't been released, but she lives in Florida, has an 11-month-old baby boy, and recently posted a Facebook photo of him toking on a BONG.
The photo shows the happy little guy sitting on the floor, with a big green bong between his legs. He's got his left hand around the neck . . . his right hand reaching for the bowl . . . and his mouth over the mouthpiece.
For her efforts... she made the local TV news! And that got her bonus prize: A visit from the Florida Department of Children and Families.
Here's the pic:
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6/16/2010
Warning: Seriously old poon ahead
Back in the day, like waaaay back in the day, Betty White was a stuggling actress just trying to make ends meet. Enter the "semi-pornographic playing card company" who offered Ms. White some cake to be the 9 of hearts....
Here's a before and after comparison...
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3/29/2010
Hate tailgating? Yeah, us too... how many times have you wished you had something like this when some jerk#ff's riding your bumper?
Colin Furze of Stamford, England tricked out his scooter so that it shoots a 15 foot flame out the back. That's the way to man-up a whimpy scooter! Check out the vid:
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2/25/2010
Ever notice how the Olympic figure skaters - wait just a second, no... of course you don't notice anything with Olympic figure skating because you don't watch it - but we heard that sometimes while they're skating... it looks like they're recreating positions out of the Kama Sutra!
Enjoy some pics of pairs figure skating that looks like the high hard one!
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2/2/2010
Man, the images coming out of Haiti are just awful... such destruction. If you're in a position to donate some $$, be careful that you're not donating to a scam artist. Click the headline to get info about how you can donate to Unicef...
Here's the link to UNICEF, they've been around forever and we think you can trust them to get relief supplies to Haiti.
http://www.unicefusa.org/
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12/8/2009
In NYC the other night Steven Tyler unexpectedly jumped on stage with Joe Perry's "Joe Perry Project" and made the announcement that "he aint leaving the f'ing band".
Check out video of Steven Tyler sayin' that he's not out of Aerosmith.
We had some pals in the audience who confirmed exactly that, and that the jam of Walk This Way was damn good afterwards...
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9/2/2009
Yo, here at the Morning Rat Race... we love Dave Chapelle. He's one funny s.o.b.
Well, he's back on the road doin' stand up (great news for the entire world). In Portland Monday night after his gig, he mentioned to a friend that he was going to stop by a public stage to bang out some jokes.
Well, one mention on Twitter and Facebook turns to a few thousand, and a 4000 people turn out to support Dave. He hung 'til about 2AM trying to work the crowd, but the measley sound system they had just couldn't cut it. Check out the video:
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9/2/2009
Here at The Morning Rat Race, we love everything Caddyshack. Litterally. So, when Bill Murray took the lead from a local TV reporter and did a few secs of improv Carl Spangler we picked up the message from the universe and found it for you.
Gotta love the sly smile Bill gives just before jumping into character...
Bill, you're the best!
CHECK IT OUT! CLICK HERE!
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